I SPOOCed Myself

Here is the SPOOC example that I wrote for my novel, The Search for a Sipping House:

Eleanor, a member of a group of homeless Inanimate Vampires (undead who can transform into furniture), tries to locate a Sipping House, a vampire capable of sheltering all her friends.

But Reaper, a traditional Vampire, wants the same House for his own nefarious purposes and challenges Eleanor and her friends to a paranormal race, with the Sipping House as the ultimate prize.